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| [Intro]
G F C x2
[Verse 1]
G F C
I work down at the pizza pit
G F C
And I drive an old Hyundai
G D Em C
I still live with my mom and dad
D
I'm five foot three and overweight
[Verse 2]
G F C
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
G F C
Never been to second base
G D Em C
But there's a whole 'nother me you need to see
D G
Go check out MySpace
[Chorus]
C G D G
Cause on - line I'm out in Hollywood
C G D G
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
C G D Em
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
C D
and I love a good glass of wine
C G D G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C G D G
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler online
G F C
So much cooler online
[Verse 3]
G F C
I get home, I kiss my mom
G F C
And she fixes me a snack
G D Em C
And I head down to my basement bedroom
D G
And fire up my Mac
[Verse 4]
G F C
In real life the only time I've
G F C
Ever even been to LA
G D Em C
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
C D G
to play tuba in the rose parade
[Chorus]
C G D G
But on - line I live in Malibu
C G D G
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
C G D Em
I'm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
C D
Abs that would blow your mind
C G D G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C G D G
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler online
G F C
Yeah, I'm cooler online
[Bridge]
D G
When you got my kinda stats it's hard to get a date
C D G
Let alone a real girlfriend
D G
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
C D
Every time I log in
[Solo]
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[Chorus]
C G D G
On - line I'm out in Hollywood
C G D N.C.
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
C G D G
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler online
G F C
Yeah, I'm cooler online
G F C
I'm so much cooler online
G F C
Yeah, I'm cooler online
[Outro]
G F C
(Yeah, he's cooler online)
G F C
Hey, I'm cooler online
G F C
(Ohh yeah, he's cooler online)
G F C
Yeah, I'm sittin' online
G F C
G F C
Hey, I'm cooler online
G F C
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